Mini-Madoff Scandal Scales New Linguistic Heights
by Charles H. Green on Friday, February 20, 2009 (post #439)
R. Allen Stanford, head of Stanford International Bank, has been charged with fraud by the SEC.
Another day, another Ponzi scheme. Stanford’s take: $8 Billion. Not chump change, of course, but neither does it put him in Madoff’s league (up to $40 billion).
I think I shall call him mini-Madoff.
But the Stanford scandal has set a linguistic record—a record for creative disingenuousness. According to Securities Docket:
…one of Stanford’s own lawyers has emerged as a key figure in the matter. Bloomberg reports that last week, Thomas Sjoblom, a partner at law firm Proskauer Rose doing work for Stanford’s company’s Antigua affiliate, told authorities that he “disaffirmed” everything he had told them to date. According to his bio on his law firm’s website, Sjoblom spent nearly 20 years at the SEC, and served as an Assistant Chief Litigation Counsel in the SEC’s Division of Enforcement from 1987 to 1999.
“Disaffirmed” (italics mine). Doncha love it?
I hereby nominate “disaffirmed” as the new leader in the “Mistakes Were Made” category at the forthcoming Creative Language awards ceremony.
This is no trivial honor. It outpaces such classics as “the dog ate my homework,” “I have no recollection,” and “it depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”
In my humble opinion, the only one that comes close was “modified, limited hangout” from the Watergate days.
It is a distant descendant of the old IBM (or was it GE?) culture that used “concur” and “dis-concur” as part of its decision-making process. But that was for standard business processes; this is for excusing $8 billion of malfeasance—clearly vaulting the term into another category altogether.
Sjoblom, a 20-year SEC employee, originally affirmed certain facts to his old employer. Enquiring minds want to know--where did he learn “disaffirm?” Was it at the feet of Stanford? Did he bring it with him from the SEC? Was he--oh, this is juicy--speaking Ponzi-talk? Or was he talking bureaucrat-speak?
And what's to make of the syntax? Does it truly confound logic, as in "have you stopped beating your wife?" Or is it just a fancy "I lied?"
Never mind--let’s be practical. Where else can we put this word to use? After all, if you can undo a legal affirmation by using it—why, the sky’s the limit!
- That affair I had back when I was married? I’d like to disaffair it, please.
- Remember when I said I’d pick up the tab? Distab that, if you don’t mind.
- The vows we made at our marriage? Disavow them, please (oops, that one’s a real word). Yes, I know I said "I do," I'm just saying "I dis-do."
You get the idea.
Language evolves marvelously to fit the circumstances requiring description. So it is here. Double-talk is as double-talk does.
Mini-Madoff financially, perhaps. But in a league of its own in AOL—Abuse Of Language.
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September 2010
Doug Cornelius said
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I think you are being a little harsh on a guy who was in a tough situation, but did the right thing.
As a lawyer (and presumably trusted advisor) Sjoblom had ethical obligations to his client. Stepping down from representation is difficult and filled with ethical and legal landmines.
Sjoblom can't just say: " I found the operation was sham and my client was lying to regulator." That would be unethical and damaging to his client.
Clearly, he saw something was wrong. Rather than continue representing Stanford (and raking in the legal fees), he stepped down and removed himself. With the limited facts in the news, it seems he was presented with a difficult ethical choice. I think we should give him the benefit of the doubt.
Also, before we call this a mini-Madoff we need to find out how much has been lost. The $50 billion figure was a statement from Madoff. I do not think we have discovered how much is missing yet. Similary with Stanford, nobody has figured out how much is missing.
posted on Friday, February 20, 2009