Why Consultants Speak Like Idiots
by Andrea Howe on Thursday, January 29, 2009 (post #423)
I have always been simultaneously amused and appalled by consultant-speak--and no more than when I hear it coming out of my own mouth. You know the buzz words. Like snakes in the underbrush, they lie everywhere, buried inside complex sentences:
* “The key to success for your organization is to discern how to leverage your assets for maximum return.” (Nowhere in Merriam-Webster is “leverage” a verb).
* “We’re experts at operationalizing your business strategy.” (“Operationalize” is simply. not. in. the. dictionary).
* “Let’s utilize existing frameworks wherever we can.” (This one actually is in the dictionary, but it's a pretty complicated way to say “use,” dontcha think?)
More cringe-inducing, we don’t just write idiot-speak, we actually talk it! It’s humorous at best, but trust-damaging at worst. Imagine being a client and having to decipher all this lingo. Imagine being a client, sitting through the 100th presentation given by the third consulting firm to be hired in the last three years, and thinking quietly to yourself, “I thought these guys were going to be different.”
One way we can stand apart – while simultaneously creating real human-to-human connection – is to simplify our language. You know, say it in plain language.
For an insightful and humorous take on this subject, check out Why Business People Speak Like Idiots: A Bullfighter’s Guide written by Brian Fugere, Chelsea Hardaway, and Jon Warshawsky – notably, three consultants. Here’s an excerpt from the book:
“Jargon, wordiness, and evasiveness are the active ingredients of modern business-speak, and they make up the Obscurity Trap. This trap is particularly pervasive, and its perpetrators are evil people who want to destroy civilization as we know it. (Well, okay, not really, but it felt good to get that out.) We call this a trap because the people who spew jargon and all of that evasiveness really aren’t evil at all.
"They’re us.”
Ouch.
What can we do?
Listen to yourself. What do you hear? What are you really trying to say?
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Andrea Howe is an Associate with Trusted Advisor Associates LLC, and founder/CEO of BossaNova Consulting Group. Read more about Andrea at http://trustedadvisor.com/consultants.andreahowe/
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March 2010
bob ashley said
The "Why?".
Jargonalizationers speak like idiots, I think, because they don't know how to access the resources of their own imagination. When I hear the jargon blather it telegraphs a message for me, "I have no critical resources. I allow any and all threadbare cliches to enter my mind, unimpeded, where they set up permanent shop."
It also telegraphs a message that the consultant has had little or no contact with literature, drama, or poetry. That is, the consultant has never sipped from the founts of creative expression in language--Homer, Shakespeare, Joyce, Milton, or even Stephen King.
Your article provokes thought and thanks for that. Pointing on words that don't exist, though, I think somewhat misses the mark. The clunky words "do" exist and common usage does not require any top-down legitimization by dusty old lexicographers. Rather, it's the hamfisted "manipulation" or "morphing" of a word's standard usage which I think is supposed to give the impression of a facile or deft hand with language (which it fails to do, of course).
For example, "operationalize" is merely the clumsy attempt towards an appearance of erudition or intelligence, but delivers the exact opposite-- the performance of a swaggering idiot. Literature is full of these clowns. A stock character.
Thanks for insights.
bob
posted on Thursday, January 29, 2009